Oh no! They’re losers!
But for something even scarier, check out the current incentive.
Poll results: How would you rate Clad in Rad? Well, sadly, 42% of you thought they were Lame-icane Category 5. 31% think they’re just Mediocre Stokers, 17% thought they were indeed Cladtastic, and 10% thought they were just good enough to be Awesome Opossums. Harriet would not like these results.
Just what is Harriet about to see?
Duster’s willpower is undeniable, untenable. But poor Matty, now he has to see these losers in person!
Poll results: If Clad and Rad performed in a genre other than Pop, what would it be? 38% picked that weird New Age Retro Hippie stuff that “opens your mind,” 33% chose Rock and Roll, 15% were for Techno/Trance, 12% went for the most obvious chose of Death Metal, and just 2% wanted to see them doing Country.
Wow, what a totally amazing, deep song that was! I feel wiser just experiencing it. Duster is so enthralled, he’s scratching his nose in awe.
“If you think this song is lame, you’re just a blind Clad in Rad hater and a big jerk!”
– A random forum posting by Harriet
Remember, there is a bonus page tomorrow.